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- You're actually looking forward to Monday so your body - aka liver - can detox.
- You've consumed so many Coronas, you're confident the Mexican economy is going to have a great second half of the year.
- You were too busy playing with your kiddo and hanging with your family & friends out in the sun to take part in ANY of the great sales going on all weekend. Unless you count the fact that Hy-Vee had an 18-pk of Corona for sale cheaper than the gas station. So you bought two.
- In your morning TRX Cardio Bootcamp class, you can barely hold a plank for 15 seconds. Let alone drag your knee up to your elbow in that same position. #nothappening
- By the time you make it to the Starbucks drive-thru window on your way to work, your hand - and arm - are quivering as you accept your Venti Iced Coffee because you need caffeine that badly. And it actually takes you three tries to spell caffeine. Even with spell check.
Friday
Friday consisted of working from home with little man plopped under his teepee during back-to-back movies. Wouldn't you know on the morning he could've slept in - lord knows he never wants to get up on school days - he wakes up right before 6am. Hence the movies. All the while, whipping up some festive treats for our friend's BBQ later that afternoon.
As you all know I'm a whiz in the kitchen, so getting this out of me, was nothing short of a miracle.
Yep. I dyed noodles for our pasta salad, which consisted of three pots of boiling water at the same time. That's the most action our stove top has seen since, well ever. Ok. I realize boiling noodles in food colored water isn't a feat, but it's me we're talking about. (Although I'm not sure these were worth the effort, especially since I let the water boil over the pots so much that it ruined our stovetop. And I haven't heard the end of it from Nick...) I also made chocolate covered strawberries and mini s'mores - jumbo marshmallows on a stick, dipped into dark chocolate and then crushed graham cracker. Does anyone else use other people's parties to whip up your own favorite treats? I definitely do. It's like a green light to eat what I want so why not ensure I have some things I actually like. =)
We got an early start and packed up for the day/night at my sister's cabin along the Missouri River. My parents met us all there and we immediately decided to beat the heat and take the boat out. I'm pretty sure this was Cruz's first time on a boat....but I don't actually remember. Is that bad? Let's just go with it. He was a bit hot and cold with the whole experience. And let's be honest, it's not like we were boating on a beautiful lake - the mighty Mo is pretty dirty and with all the rain we had to dodge floating trees and other objects that I'm not sure should be floating in rivers. We were only able to go down a few miles before we stopped at a sandbar and let the kids jump out and play in the mud - well, not my kid, I was a bit nervous to let him out of my sight and there was no way I was jumping out of that boat away from the cooler. Kidding. Sorta.
It was a great day - just relaxing, letting the kiddos play in the dirt and run around the entire campsite, swimming, watching Cruz man wow with his wiffle ball skills, grilling, eating, drinking, sitting around the campfire. Until I did my ol' "well I guess Cruz is tired, I better put him to bed' where fell asleep myself, while everyone else hung outside until the wee hours of the morning. #lame
Sunday
We packed up and headed out somewhat early - it was nice to get home and unwind but the weather was just too nice to stick around inside so we pulled out Cruz's fish pool from last year (p.s. disregard the pool pic from last year...I didn't get any but the pool is just too cute not to share. Right?) I pulled my lounge chair right up to the edge so I could dip my foot while getting some color on my pale bod, while Cruz man walked around telling me the pool was for a baby and squirting me with a hose.
I agree, that is one kick ass weekend!!!! I am kinda jealous at all the fun in these pics! Lol
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a weekend for the record books!! I need a boat.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun weekend! Those noodles are genius too. I am a HORRIBLE cook (my husband does all the cooking or else we could all starve) but I'm thinking that patriotic pasta might need to happen next year!
ReplyDeleteYour contribution to the party gets an A++++ in my s'more loving book!! And thanks for your corona donation, it's appreciated!!!
ReplyDeletePlanks after a the weekend are hard - after a three day bender are even harder lol! Love your comment about the Mexican economy so funny! Love all your boat pictures - you're little man is quite the handsome little fella!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like a blast! S'mores on a stick? I've got to try!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fab weekend!! Love that boat!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great weekend! Toddlers in sunglasses get me. Every. Single. Time. And I agree, nobody's got time for being that far away from the cooler!
ReplyDeleteLooks like the perfect weekend! I could definitely use a detox, too - pretty sure I ate/drank everything I could get my hands on... but I guess that's what holidays are for!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great weekend! :) That first picture CRACKS ME UP. And I'm going to need some of those smores on a stick now. HAHA You know Minnesotaners and their food on a stick. ;)
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fabulous weekend - and yay, for helping the Mexican economy!! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteYOU had a fantastic 4th. so jealous of your coronas. so...tell me more about this TRX. is it the one with the bands that come out of the ceiling? i almost got that for my farmer (and me) for christmas. i think i'm going to do it because i want my body to hurt after baby 2 comes. i'm sick of looking like garbage. then i won't be embarrassed when come for your champagne/yoga even next year.
ReplyDeleteHe's such a stud in those sunglasses. And your very first sentence? Counting down the days until my liver hates me again!!! :)
ReplyDeleteThat is an amazing weekend! I loved the recap at the beginning... all sounds of an excellent weekend!!
ReplyDeleteomg this looks like the best weekend! so much fun! i need those mini smores in my life!
ReplyDeleteI found myself laughing through this post! I have enjoyed reading your blog. your hubby and son are too cute!!
ReplyDeleteKara
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